CHAPTER XII GOOD TIMES
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ndomabouttheshadyroadsandlanes,pausingwhenandwheretheyliked.Wonderfuldiscoveriesweremade,prettyplaceswerenamed,plansweredrawn,andallsortsofmerryadventuresbefellthepilgrims.
Eachdaytheycampedinanewspot,andwhileLitanibbledthefreshgrassatherease,MissCeliasketchedunderthebigumbrella,Thornyreadorloungedorsleptonhisrubberblanket,andBenmadehimselfgenerallyuseful.Unloading,fillingtheartist'swater-bottle,pilingtheinvalid'scushions,settingoutthelunch,runningtoandfroforaBowerorabutterfly,climbingatreetoreporttheview,reading,chatting,orfrolickingwithSancho,—anysortofdutywasinBen'sline,andhedidthemallwell,foranout-of-doorlifewasnaturaltohimandhelikedit.
"Ben,Iwantanamanuensis,"saidThorny,droppingbookandpencilonedayafterabriefintervalofsilence,brokenonlybythewhisperoftheyoungleavesoverheadandthesoftbabbleofthebrookcloseby.
"Awhat?"askedBen,pushingbackhishatwithsuchanairofamazementthatThornyratherloftilyinquired:
"Don'tyouknowwhatanamanuensisis?"
"Well,nonotunlessit'ssomerelationtoananaconda.Shouldn'tthinkyou'dwantoneofthem,anyway."
Thornyrolledoverwithahootofderision,andhissister,whosatcloseby,sketchinganoldgate,lookeduptoseewhatwasgoingon.
"Well,youneedn'tlaughatafeller.Youdidn'tknowwhatawombatwaswhenIaskedyou,andIdidn'troar,"saidBen,givinghishataslap,asnothingelsewashandy.
"Theideaofwantingananacondatickledmeso,Icouldn'thelpit.Idaresayyou'dhavegotmeoneifIhadaskedforit,youaresuchanobligingchap."
"OfcourseIwouldifIcould.Shouldn'tbesurprisedifyoudidsomeday,youwantsuchfunnythings,"answeredBen,appeasedbythecompliment.
"I'lltrytheamanuensisfirst.It'sonlysomeonetowriteformeIgetsotireddoingitwithoutatable.Youwritewellenough,anditwillbegoodforyoutoknowsomethingaboutbotany.Iintendtoteachyou,Ben,"saidThorny,asifconferringagreatfavor.
"Itlooksprettyhard,"mutteredBen,withadolefulGlanceatthebooklaidopenuponastrewoftornleavesandflowers.
"No,itisn'tit'sregularlyjollyandyou'dbenoendofahelpifyouonlyknewalittle.Now,supposeIsay,'Bringmea"ranunculusbulbosus,"'howwouldyouknowwhatIwanted?"demandedThorny,wavinghismicroscopewithalearnedair.
"Shouldn't."
"TherearequantitiesofthemallroundusandIwanttoanalyzeone.Seeifyoucan'tguess."
Benstaredvaguelyfromearthtosky,andwasabouttogiveitup,whenabuttercupfellathisfeet,andhecaughtsightofMissCeliasmilingathimfrombehindherbrother,whodidnotseetheflower.
"S'poseyoumeanthis?Idon'tcall'emrhinocerusbulburses,soIwasn'tsure."And,takingthehintasquicklyasitwasgiven,Benpresentedthebuttercupasifheknewallaboutit.
"Youguessedthatremarkablywell.Nowbringmea'leontodontaraxacum,'"saidThorny,charmedwiththequicknessofhispupil,andgladtodisplayhislearning.
AgainBengazed,butthefieldwasfullofearlyflowersand,ifalongpencilhadnotpointedtoadandelioncloseby,hewouldhavebeenlost.
"Hereyouare,sir,"heansweredwithachuckleandThornytookhisturnatbeingastonishednow.
"Howthedickensdidyouknowthat?"
"Tryitagain,andmaybeyou'llfindout,"laughedBen.
Divinghap-hazardintohisbook,Thornydemandeda"trifoliumpratense."
Thecleverpencilpointed,andBenbroughtaredclover,mightilyenjoyingthejoke,andthinkingthattheirkindofbotanywasn'tbadfun.
"Lookhere,nofooling!"andThornysatuptoinvestigatethematter,soquicklythathissisterhadnottimetosoberdown."Ah,I'vecaughtyou!Notfairtotell,Celia.Now,Ben,you'vegottolearnallaboutthisbuttercup,topayforcheating."
"Werrygood,sirbringonyourrhinoceriouses,"answeredBen,whocouldn'thelpimitatinghisoldfriendtheclownwhenhefeltparticularlyjolly.
"SitthereandwritewhatItellyou,"orderedThorny,withalltheseverityofastrictschoolmaster.Perchinghimselfonthemossystump,Benobedientlyflounderedthroughthefollowinganalysis,withconstanthelpinthespelling,andmuchprivatewonderwhatwouldcomeofit:—
"Phaenogamous.Exogenous.Angiosperm.Polyp