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orhissteedandridetoQuetcham,wherehewillfindMissArrowpointjustmarriedtoaneedymusician,Mrs.Arrowpointtearinghercapoff,andMr.Arrowpointstandingby.ExitLordGrandcourt,whoreturnstoDiplow,and,likeM.Jabot,changedelinge.”
Waseveranyyoungwitchlikethis?Youthoughtofhidingthingsfromher—satuponyoursecretandlookedinnocent,andallthewhilesheknewbythecornerofyoureyethatitwasexactlyfivepoundstenyouweresittingon!Aswellturnthekeytokeepoutthedamp!ItwasprobablethatbydintofdivinationshealreadyknewmorethananyoneelsedidofMr.Grandcourt.ThatideainMrs.Davilow’smindpromptedthesortofquestionwhichoftencomeswithoutanyotherapparentreasonthanthefacultyofspeechandthenotknowingwhattodowithit.
“Why,whatkindofamandoyouimaginehimtobe,Gwendolen?”
“Letmesee!”saidthewitch,puttingherforefingertoherlips,withalittlefrown,andthenstretchingoutthefingerwithdecision.“Short—justabovemyshoulder—tryingtomakehimselftallbyturninguphismustacheandkeepinghisbeardlong—aglassinhisrighteyetogivehimanairofdistinction—astrongopinionabouthiswaistcoat,butuncertainandtrimmingabouttheweather,onwhichhewilltrytodrawmeout.Hewillstareatmeallthewhile,andtheglassinhiseyewillcausehimtomakehorriblefaces,especiallywhenhesmilesinaflatteringway.Ishallcastdownmyeyesinconsequence,andhewillperceivethatIamnotindifferenttohisattentions.IshalldreamthatnightthatIamlookingattheextraordinaryfaceofamagnifiedinsect—andthenextmorninghewillmakeanofferofhishandthesequelasbefore.”
“Thatisaportraitofsomeoneyouhaveseenalready,Gwen.Mr.Grandcourtmaybeadelightfulyoungmanforwhatyouknow.”
“Oh,yes,”saidGwendolen,withahighnoteofcarelessadmission,takingoffherbesthatandturningitroundonherhandcontemplatively.“Iwonderwhatsortofbehavioradelightfulyoungmanwouldhave?Iknowhewouldhavehuntersandracers,andaLondonhouseandtwocountry-houses—onewithbattlementsandanotherwithaveranda.AndIfeelsurethatwithalittlemurderinghemightgetatitle.”
Theironyofthisspeechwasofthedoubtfulsortthathassomegenuinebeliefmixedupwithit.PoorMrs.Davilowfeltuncomfortableunderit.Herownmeaningsbeingusuallyliteralandinintentioninnocentandshesaidwithadistressedbrow:
“Don’ttalkinthatway,child,forheaven’ssake!youdoreadsuchbooks—theygiveyousuchideasofeverything.IdeclarewhenyourauntandIwereyourageweknewnothingaboutwickedness.Ithinkitwasbetterso.”
“Whydidyounotbringmeupinthatway,mamma?”saidGwendolen.Butimmediatelyperceivinginthecrushedlookandrisingsobthatshehadgivenadeepwound,shetosseddownherhatandkneltathermother’sfeetcrying,
“Mamma,mamma!Iwasonlyspeakinginfun.Imeantnothing.”
“HowcouldI,Gwendolen?”saidpoorMrs.Davilow,unabletoheartheretraction,andsobbingviolentlywhileshemadetheefforttospeak.“Yourwillwasalwaystoostrongforme—ifeverythingelsehadbeendifferent.”
Thisdisjoinedlogicwasintelligibleenoughtothedaughter.“Dearmamma,Idon’tfindfaultwithyou—Iloveyou,”saidGwendolen,reallycompunctious.“HowcanyouhelpwhatIam?Besides,Iamverycharming.Come,now.”HereGwendolenwithherhandkerchiefgentlyrubbedawayhermother’stears.“Really—Iamcontentedwithmyself.IlikemyselfbetterthanIshouldhavelikedmyauntandyou.Howdreadfullydullyoumusthavebeen!”
Suchtendercajoleryservedtoquietthemother,asithadoftendonebeforeafterlikecollisions.Notthatthecollisionshadoftenbeenrepeatedatthesamepointforinthememoryofboththeyleftanassociationofdreadwiththeparticulartopicswhichhadoccasioned