CHAPTER VI SLEARY’S HORSEMANSHIP
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walkedinacuriousmannerwiththeirlegswiderapartthanthegeneralrunofmen,andwithaveryknowingassumptionofbeingstiffintheknees.ThiswalkwascommontoallthemalemembersofSleary’scompany,andwasunderstoodtoexpress,thattheywerealwaysonhorseback.
‘PoorSissy!Hehadbetterhaveapprenticedher,’saidChilders,givinghishairanothershake,ashelookedupfromtheemptybox.‘Now,heleavesherwithoutanythingtotaketo.’
‘Itiscreditabletoyou,whohaveneverbeenapprenticed,toexpressthatopinion,’returnedMr.Gradgrind,approvingly.
‘Ineverapprenticed?IwasapprenticedwhenIwassevenyearold.’
‘Oh!Indeed?’saidMr.Gradgrind,ratherresentfully,ashavingbeendefraudedofhisgoodopinion.‘Iwasnotawareofitsbeingthecustomtoapprenticeyoungpersonsto—’
‘Idleness,’Mr.Bounderbyputinwithaloudlaugh.‘No,bytheLordHarry!NorI!’
‘Herfatheralwayshaditinhishead,’resumedChilders,feigningunconsciousnessofMr.Bounderby’sexistence,‘thatshewastobetaughtthedeuce-and-allofeducation.Howitgotintohishead,Ican’tsayIcanonlysaythatitnevergotout.Hehasbeenpickingupabitofreadingforher,here—andabitofwritingforher,there—andabitofcipheringforher,somewhereelse—thesesevenyears.’
Mr.E.W.B.Childerstookoneofhishandsoutofhispockets,strokedhisfaceandchin,andlooked,withagooddealofdoubtandalittlehope,atMr.Gradgrind.Fromthefirsthehadsoughttoconciliatethatgentleman,forthesakeofthedesertedgirl.
‘WhenSissygotintotheschoolhere,’hepursued,‘herfatherwasaspleasedasPunch.Icouldn’taltogethermakeoutwhy,myself,aswewerenotstationaryhere,beingbutcomersandgoersanywhere.Isuppose,however,hehadthismoveinhismind—hewasalwayshalf-cracked—andthenconsideredherprovidedfor.Ifyoushouldhappentohavelookedinto-night,forthepurposeoftellinghimthatyouweregoingtodoheranylittleservice,’saidMr.Childers,strokinghisfaceagain,andrepeatinghislook,‘itwouldbeveryfortunateandwell-timedveryfortunateandwell-timed.’
‘Onthecontrary,’returnedMr.Gradgrind.‘Icametotellhimthatherconnectionsmadehernotanobjectfortheschool,andthatshemustnotattendanymore.Still,ifherfatherreallyhaslefther,withoutanyconnivanceonherpart—Bounderby,letmehaveawordwithyou.’
Uponthis,Mr.Childerspolitelybetookhimself,withhisequestrianwalk,tothelandingoutsidethedoor,andtherestoodstrokinghisface,andsoftlywhistling.Whilethusengaged,heoverheardsuchphrasesinMr.Bounderby’svoiceas‘No.Isayno.Iadviseyounot.Isaybynomeans.’While,fromMr.Gradgrind,heheardinhismuchlowertonethewords,‘ButevenasanexampletoLouisa,ofwhatthispursuitwhichhasbeenthesubjectofavulgarcuriosity,leadstoandendsin.Thinkofit,Bounderby,inthatpointofview.’
Meanwhile,thevariousmembersofSleary’scompanygraduallygatheredtogetherfromtheupperregions,wheretheywerequartered,and,fromstandingabout,talkinginlowvoicestooneanotherandtoMr.Childers,graduallyinsinuatedthemselvesandhimintotheroom.Thereweretwoorthreehandsomeyoungwomenamongthem,withtheirtwoorthreehusbands,andtheirtwoorthreemothers,andtheireightorninelittlechildren,whodidthefairybusinesswhenrequired.Thefatherofoneofthefamilieswasinthehabitofbalancingthefatherofanotherofthefamiliesonthetopofagreatpolethefatherofathirdfamilyoftenmadeapyramidofboththosefathers,withMasterKidderminsterfortheapex,andhimselfforthebaseallthefatherscoulddanceuponrollingcasks,standuponbottles,catchknivesandballs,twirlhand-basins,rideuponanything,jumpovereverything,andstickatnothing.Allthemotherscould(anddid)dance,upontheslackwireandthetight-rope,andperformrapidactsonbare-backedsteedsnoneofthemwereatallparticularinrespectofshowingtheirlegsandoneofthem,aloneinaGreekchariot,drovesixinhandintoeverytowntheycameto.Theyallassumedtobemightyrakishandknowing,theywerenotverytidyintheirprivatedresses,theywerenotatallorderlyintheirdomesticarrangements,andthecombinedliteratureofthewholecompanywouldhaveproducedbutapoorletteronanysubject.Yettherewasaremarkablegentlenessandchildishnessaboutthesepeople,aspecialinaptitudeforanykindofsharppractice,andanuntiringreadinesstohelpandpityoneanother,deservingoftenofasmuchrespect,andalwaysofasmuchgenerousconstruction,astheevery-dayvirtuesofanyclassofpeopleintheworld.
LastofallappearedMr.Sleary:astoutmanasalreadymentioned,withonefixedeye,andonelooseeye,avoice(ifitcanbecalledso)liketheeffortsofabrokenoldpairofbellows,aflabbysurface,andamuddledheadwhichwasneversoberandneverdrunk.
‘Thquire!’saidMr.Sleary,whowastroubledwithasthma,andwhosebreathcamefartoothickandheavyfortheletters,‘Yourthervant!Thithithabadpietheofbithnith,thithith.You’veheardofmyClownandhithdogbeingthuppothedtohavemorrithed?’
HeaddressedMr.Gradgrind,whoanswered‘Yes.’
‘Well,Thquire,’hereturned,takingoffhishat,andrubbingtheliningwithhispocket-handker