Chapter III
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imple,”saidBertha.“Igotengagedlastnight,andasIsay,Imeantobemarriedexactlyfourweeksfromto-day—toMr.Craddock.”
“What!”criedDr.Ramsay,jumpingupinastonishmentandcausingthefloortoquakeinthemostdangerousway.“Craddock!Whatd’youmean?WhichCraddock?”
“EdwardCraddock,”repliedBerthacoolly,“ofBewlie’sFarm.”
“Brrh!!”Dr.Ramsay’sexclamationcannotbetranscribed,butitsoundedhorrid!“Thescoundrel!It’sabsurd.You’lldonothingofthesort.”
Berthalookedathimwithagentlesmile,butdidnottroubletoanswer.
“You’reveryemphatic,deardoctor,”saidMissLey.“Whoisthisgentleman?”
“Heisn’tagentleman,”saidDr.Ramsay,purplewithvexation.
“He’sgoingtobemyhusband,Dr.Ramsay,”saidBertha,compressingherlipsinthemannerwhichwithMissLeyhadbecomehabitualandturnedtothatlady:“I’veknownhimallmylife,andfatherwasagreatfriendofhisfather’s.He’sagentleman-farmer.”
“Thedefinitionofwhich,”saidDr.Ramsay,“isamanwho’sneitherafarmernoragentleman.”
“Iforgetwhatyourfatherwas?”saidBertha,whorememberedperfectlywell.
“Myfatherwasafarmer,”repliedDr.Ramsay,withsomeheat,“and,thankGod!hemadenopretenceofbeingagentleman.HeworkedwithhisownhandsI’veseenhimoftenenoughwithapitchfork,turningoveraheapofmanure,whennooneelsewashandy.”
“Isee,”saidBertha.
“Butmyfathercanhavenothingtodowithityoucan’tmarryhimbecausehe’sbeendeadthesethirtyyears,andyoucan’tmarrymebecauseI’vegotawifealready.”
MissLey,amusedatthedoctor’sbluntness,concealedasmilebutBertha,gettingratherangry,thoughthimsingularlyrude.
“Andwhathaveyouagainsthim?”sheasked.
“Ifyouwanttomakeafoolofyourself,he’sgotnorighttoencourageyou.Heknowsheisn’tafitmatchforyou.”
“Whynot,ifIlovehim?”
“Whynot!”shoutedDr.Ramsay.“Becausehe’sthesonofafarmer—likeIam—andyou’reMissLeyofCourtLeys.Becauseamaninthatpositionwithoutfiftypoundstohisbackdoesn’tmakeloveontheslytoagirlwithafortune.”
“Fivethousandacreswhichpaynorent,”murmuredMissLey,whowasalwaysinopposition.
“Youhavenothingwhateveragainsthim,”retortedBertha“youtoldmeyourselfthathehadtheverybestreputation.”
“Ididn’tknowyouwereaskingmewithaviewtomatrimony.”
“Iwasn’t.Icarenothingforhisreputation.IfheweredrunkenandidleanddissoluteI’dmarryhim,becauseIlovehim.”
“MydearBertha,”saidMissLey,“thedoctorwillhaveanapoplecticfitifyousaysuchthings.”
“Youtoldmehewasoneofthebestfellowsyouknew,Dr.Ramsay,”saidBertha.
“Idon’tdenyit,”criedthedoctor,andhisredcheeksreallyhadinthemapurpletingethatwasquitealarming.“Heknowshisbusinessandheworkshard,andhe’sstraightandsteady.”
“Goodheavens,Doctor,”criedMissLey,“hemustbeamiracleofruralexcellence.Berthawouldsurelyneverhavefalleninlovewithhimifhewerefaultless.”
“IfBerthawantedanagent,”Dr.Ramsayproceeded,“Icouldrecommendnoonebetter,butasformarryinghim——“
“Doeshepayhisrent?”askedMissLey.
“He’soneofthebesttenantswe’vegot,”growledthedoctor,somewhatannoyedbyMissLey’sfrivolousinterruptions.
“Ofcourseinthesebadtimes,”addedMissLey,whowasdeterminednottoallowDr.Ramsaytoplaytheheavyfatherwithtoomuchseriousness,“Isupposeabouttheonlyresourceoftherespectablefarmeristomarryhislandlady.”
“Hereheis!”interruptedBertha.
“GoodGod,ishecominghere?”criedherguardian.
“Isentforhim.Rememberheisgoingtobemyhusband.”
“I’mdamnedifheis!”saidDr.Ramsay.