Chapter III
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eresheknewnoone,andcouldescapetheover-brimmingofotherpeople’shearts.EveninsummerMissLeycouldnotseeaholly-treewithoutalittleshiverofdisgusthermindwentimmediatelytothedecorationsofmiddle-classhouses,themistletoehangingfromagas-chandelier,andthefoolisholdgentlemenwhofoundamusementinkissingstrayfemales.ShewasgladthatBerthahadthoughtfittorefusethedisplayofenthusiasmfromservantsandimpoverishedtenants,which,ontheattainmentofhermajority,herguardianhadwishedtoarrange.MissLeycouldimaginethatthefestivitiespossibleonsuchanoccasion,thehandshaking,themakingofgoodcheer,andtheobtrusivejovialityofthecountryEnglishman,mightsurpasseventhetawdryrejoicingsofYule-tide.ButBerthafortunatelydetestedsuchthingsassincerelyasdidMissLeyherself,andsuggestedtothepersonsconcernedthattheycouldnotobligehermorethanbytakingnonoticeofaneventwhichreallydidnottoherseemverysignificant.
ButDr.Ramsay’sheartinesscouldnotbeentirelyrestrainedandhehadalsoafineoldEnglishsenseofthefitnessofthings,thatpassiontoactinacertainmannermerelybecauseintimespastpeoplehavealwayssoacted.HeinsistedonsolemnlymeetingBerthatooffercongratulations,ablessing,andsomestatementofhisstewardship.
BerthacamedownstairswhenMissLeywasalreadyeatingbreakfast—averyfemininemeal,consistingofnothingmoresubstantialthanasquareinchofbaconandamorselofdrytoast.MissLeywasreallysomewhatnervous,shewasbotheredbythenecessityofreferringtoBertha’snatalday.
“Thatisoneadvantageofwomen,”shetoldherself,“aftertwenty-fivetheyglossovertheirbirthdayslikeimproprieties.Amanissoimpressedwithhisclevernessinhavingenteredtheworldatallthattheanniversaryalwaysinterestshimandthefoolishcreaturethinksitinterestsotherpeopleaswell.”
ButBerthacameintotheroomandkissedher.
“Goodmorning,dear,”saidMissLey,andthen,pouringoutherniece’scoffee,“ourestimablecookhasburntthemilkinhonourofyourmajorityItrustshewillnotcelebratetheoccasionbygettingdrunk—atallevents,tillafterdinner.”
“IhopeDr.Ramsaywon’tenthusetoovigorously,”repliedBertha,understandingMissLey’sfeeling.
“Oh,mydear,Itrembleattheprospectofhisjollity.He’sagoodman.Ishouldthinkhisprincipleswereexcellent,andIdon’tsupposehe’smoreignorantthanmostgeneralpractitionersbuthisfriendlinessissometimespainfullyaggressive.”
ButBertha’scalmwasmerelyexternal,herbrainwasinawhirl,andherheartbeatwithexcitement.Shewasfullofimpatiencetodeclarehernews.Berthahadsomesenseofdramaticeffectandlookedforwardalittletothescenewhen,thekeysofherkingdombeinghandedtoher,shemadetheannouncementthatshehadalreadychosenakingtorulebyherside.ShefeltalsothatbetweenherselfandMissLeyalonethenecessaryexplanationswouldbeawkward.Dr.Ramsay’soutspokenbluffnessmadehimeasiertodealwiththereisalwaysadifficultyinconductingoneselfwithapersonwhoostentatiouslybelievesthateveryoneshouldmindhisownbusinessandwho,whateverherthoughts,takesmorepleasureintheconcealmentthanintheexpressionthereof.BerthasentanotetoCraddock,tellinghimtocomeatthreeo’clocktobeintroducedasthefuturelordandmasterofCourtLeys.
Dr.Ramsayarrivedandburstatonceintoaprodigiousstreamofcongratulation,partlyjocose,partlygraveandsentimental,butentirelydistastefultothefastidiousnessofMissLey.Bertha’sguardianwasabig,broad-shoulderedman,withamaneoffairhair,nowturningwhiteMissLeyvowedhe