CHAPTER X
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ookedup."Why,theBishop,ofcourse.Goonaboutthehotweather."
"Herfather,"saidHerrDremmelandheadvanced,hatinhand,andtheotherheldoutinfriendliestgreeting,tomeethim.
TheDuchesswentafterhim."Bishop,"shesaid,"thisisamanwhoknowsallthethingsworthknowing."AndtheBishop,takingthistobeherintroductionofafriend,cordiallyreturnedHerrDremmel'shandshake.
Hewasnevercordialagain.
"Sir,"saidHerrDremmel,"Iamgreatlypleasedtomakeyouracquaintance.MynameisDremmel.RobertDremmel."
TheBishophadjustenoughself-controlnottosnatchhishandaway,buttoletHerrDremmelcontinuetoholdandpressit.Hismindbegantoleapabout.HowtogettheDuchessawayhowtogetHerrDremmelturned,noiselessly,outofthehousehowtopreventIngeborg'scomingatanymomentalongthepathbehindthemwithLadyPamela....
"Wehaveeveryreason,sir,"saidHerrDremmel,holdingtheBishop'shandinafirmpressure,"tocongratulateeachother,Iyou,onthepossessionofsuchadaughter,youme—"
"Isn'tshealovelygirl,"saidtheDuchess,forwhomonlyJudithexistedinthatfamily."Wouldrapecakeandtheotherthinghelpmyflowersatall,orisitonlyforthemangels?"
"Mangels!"thoughttheBishop,"Rapecake!"Andswiftlyglancedbehindhimdownthepath.
"Sir,"saidHerrDremmel,desiringtobeverypleasanttotheBishopandslightlywavingtheDuchessaside,"permitmealsotocongratulateyou—"
"Haveyouhadanytea?"inquiredtheBishopdesperatelyoftheDuchess,turningtoherandgettinghishandaway.
"Thankyou,yes.Well,Mr.Dremmel?Don'tinterrupthim,Bishop,he'smostinteresting."
"—ontheresults,"continuedHerrDremmeltotheBishop,"ofyourautumnalactivities.Thisblazeofflowersissufficientwitnesstothedevotion,theassiduity—"
"Youdon'tsupposehedidithimself,doyou?"saidtheDuchess.
"Andyourcostume,sir,"saidHerrDremmel,concentratedontheBishopandearnestlydesiringtoplease,"suggestsaquiteparticularandfamiliarinterestinwhatthisladyrightlycallsthethingsreallyworthknowing."
"Buthecan'thelpwearingthat,"saidtheDuchess.
AgainHerrDremmel,andwithsomeimpatience,wavedheraside.
"Itisacostumemostappropriateinagarden,"hecontinued."Eventhegaitersarehorticultural,andtheapronispleasantlyreminiscentoftheinnocenceofourfirstparents.SoAdammighthavedressed—"
"Oh,butyoumustcometoCoops!"criedtheDuchess."Bishop,he'stocomebackwithme."
"Sir,"saidHerrDremmelwithsomethingofseverity,forhewasbeginningtoconsidertheDuchessforward,"isthisladyMrs.Bishop?"
"Oh,oh!"screamedtheDuchess,whileHerrDremmelwatchedherdisapprovinglyandtheBishopstrugglednottoseizehimbythethroat.
"MydearBishop,"saidtheDuchess,wipinghereyes,"Ineverhadsuchacomplimentpaidme.Thebest-lookingbishoponthebench-"
"Docomeindoors,"heimplored."Ican'treallyletyoustandaboutlikethis—"
"Thankyou,I'mnotintheleasttired.Goon,Mr.Dremmel."
"Sir,canIseeyoualone?"saidHerrDremmel,nowwithoutanydoubtastotheDuchess'sforwardness."Onsuchanoccasionasthis,beforewebegintogetheropenlytorejoiceitseemsfittingweshouldfirstbyourselves,unlessthisladyisyourdaughter'smother—"
"Oh,oh!"againscreamedtheDuchess.
TheBishopturnedonhiminakindofblaze,quiteuncontrollable."Yes,sir,youcan,"hesaid."Comeintomystudy—"
"What?Areyougoingtotakehimawayfromme?"criedtheDuchess.
"MydearDuchess,ifhehasbusinesswithme—"saidtheBishop."I'lltakeyouindoorsfirst,"hesaid,offeringherhisarm."Thisgentleman"—heglaredathimsideways,andHerrDremmel,allunusedashewastonoticinghostility,yetwasalittlesurprisedattheexpressionofhisface—"willwaithere.No,no,hewon't,he'llcome,too"—forapproachingroundthebushesbehindwhichgrewthepear-treetheBishophadcaughtsightofskirts."Comeon,sir—"
"But—"saidtheDuchess,astheBishopdrewherhandhastilythroughhisarmandbegantowalkheroffmorequicklythanshehadbeenwalkedoffforyears.
"Comeon,sir—"theBishopflungback,almosthissedback,atHerrDremmel.
"Onemoment,"saidHerrDremmelholdinguphishand,hisgazefixedonwhatwasemergingfromthebushes.
"Comeon,sir!"criedtheBishop,"Icanonlyseeyoualoneifyoucomeatonce—"
ButHerrDremmeldidnotheedhim.Hewaswatchingthebushes.
"Willyoucome?"saidtheBishop,pausingandstampinghisfoot,whileheheldtheDuchesstightinthegripofhisarm.
"Why,"saidHerrDremmelwithoutheedinghim,"why—yes—whyitis—why,hereatlastappearstheLittleSugarLamb!"
"Thelittlewhat?"saidtheDuchess,resolutelypullingoutherhandfromtheBishop'sarmandputtinguphereyeglass."Heavensaboveus,hecan'tmeanPamela?"
Butnobodyansweredherandindeeditwasnotnecessary,forHerrDremmel,gonedownthepathwithaswiftnessamazinginoneofhisappearance,wasalready,inthesightofallRedchesterandmostofthecounty,enfoldingIngeborginhisarms.
"Ofcourse,"wastheDuchess'scommenttotheBishopasshewatchedthescenewithhereyeglassupandtheplacidityofrelief,"ofcoursetheywillconquerus."